Jared Leto:
i maed u a cookeh :3
Director:
Aw, how thoughtful!
Jared Leto:
but i eated it o___O
Director:
hOoOOoo... HoOoO..... MYGoODNESS i CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMOre
(Source: help-n-quotes, via help-n-quotes)
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
(via clesktop)
anxiety:
hey its time
me:
for what
anxiety:
its time
me:
?????????
anxiety:
:)
me:
????????????????????????????????????????????
@ihatejonarbuckle Jon has a vibrator in him
that’s absolutely fucking disgusting. i can’t even think of what jim davis intended it to be if not a vibrator
(via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: kieslowski, via jessischn)
Someone: *calls me their friend*
Me, on the inside: UH,, ❤️💚❤️❤️💜💜💙💕,,💕💖💖 THANK YOU????? 💖❤️💚💖💞 PLATONICALLY MARRY ME???? 💕💕💖💙 OH GOD I LOVE YOU💚💜💛💜 (((IM YOUR FREISNSJS)))♥️♥️♥️WARNING♥️♥️♥️: COOL PERSON IS?? FRIEND?? ❤️❤️💚💜💙💖💖 SHKWKQALwjgqjq
Me, outside: cool lol
(Source: uhwhatdyousay, via nonbinaryvulpix)
me:
man i love people maybe i'm not as introverted as i thought, i can be around people forever
me exactly one hour later:
oh my god no